I’ve had two problems as of late.  1. Figuring out how to dress myself.  That sounds much worse than the actual problem.  I get that you have to put your pants on one leg at a time, my dilemma lies more in the realm of deciphering what size of clothing I need.  I have been a small or extra small sized person my whole life.  Since I’ve been on the steroids, however, the entire equation has shifted.  Not only do none of the clothes in my closet fit me, but I can never be entirely sure what size I do need to purchase.  Trying stuff on is not my favorite task, and I enjoyed my ability to estimate by eye.  However, a medium is not a sure bet and sometimes a large swims on me.  It is hard to guess what the situation will be, leaving me with a pile to cart into the dressing rooms.  Last night, my second problem which is waiting until just before bed to take my steroids, causing my mind to race as I am trying to go to sleep, presented a solution to my first problem.  I was laying there thinking about the fact that I don’t fit squarely into the medium or large category when it occurred to me that there should be another size option.  They have extra small and extra large, but what they really need is an extra medium.  This size would be a little larger than a medium and a little smaller than a large.  Now I just need to wait for this idea to catch on…and stop taking my roids so late.